What you say when hearing old news, when something bad but predictable happens to you or when someone brings up something that's long lost its novelty.
Guy 1: "They're out of your favourite coffee."
You: "What else is new?"
Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."
Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.
You: "What else is new?"
Guy 2: "Life sucks."
You: "Yeah, what else is new."
Guy 3: "Pain really hurts."
You: (Just gives him a glance that says "what else is new".) But if he really is stupid enough to make a statement like that, maybe you should have said it in words.
by werallsonsofbitches January 6, 2010
A sarcastic phrase referring to an altogether predictable and meh revelation, literally meaning - so do you have something else that's real news?
by UD8946 August 5, 2020